Showing posts with label squad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label squad. Show all posts

'Squad Goals' added to the Oxford Dictionary

No surprise here. "Squad Goals" is as much a part of the English language these days as the words "Like" and "Anal". Oxford dictionary must have had enough with all the Squad Goals memes and decided to finally add the word to the club, along with 300 other new words like "Drunk Text" and "Cat Lady". The official definition is: noun: Used in reference to a person or thing seen as a model to aspire to or emulate, especially with one's friends (often as a hashtag in social media). So now you can enjoy some epic squad goal memes without feeling slighted by the English language...

5 things to do before a first date

I don't care who you are - we all get butterflies in our stomach before a first date. Here are the top 5 things you can do before a first date in order to get into a comfortable state of mind:

1) Pick a spot that you're familiar with: The more surprises and unexpected situations, the more stressed you will be. It's important that you pick a venue that you've been to so you can take away a few elements of surprise, because let's be real - first dates are full of surprises.

2) Take a Shower: I hope this one isn't news to anyone. Take a damn shower before you go on your date, because you never know - you might get lucky and your partner might be into some freaky shit that calls for a prior shower.

3) Scrape your tongue: Simple, but wildly forgotten. The core of bad breath stems from the tongue. All that nasty bacteria sits on your tongue and builds up into a nasty beast. Why not use a simple tongue scraper to scrape that nastiness away. You will instantly feel more confident | check out Dollar Fresh Squad for the best and most affordable tongue scraper.

4) Listen to some pump up music: Michael Phelps does it before a race, so why wouldn't you do it before a date. It's important to get your blood flowing and get into the proper mind set to win. Nothing helps in that category like some good old fashion pump up music.

5) Take a deep breath: Be sure to arrive 10 minutes early so you can scope out the scene. Then when you see your date coming take an inconspicuous deep breath and you should be ready to go.

If you follow these 5 steps there is a 83% chance you get laid... Don't ask, it's science.