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Keep these 2 areas of your body clean in order to stay healthy




It’s 2019 baby!

This year, we're gonna help take your health goals one step further and make 2019 your healthiest year ever.

How? By showing you the best ways to clean your butt & mouth...and have fun doing it.

Tushy

No, not that Tushy...get your mind out of the gutter!



THIS Tushy is a modern bidet company that has its eyes on ending toilet paper use – an outdated addiction that is destroying our forests and polluting our oceans...and quite honestly, Mother Nature is tired of your sh*t.

Plus, toilet paper doesn’t really clean your butt; it merely spreads things around. It can even contribute to UTIs, yeast infections, anal itching, and all sorts of other illnesses.

So why is everyone walking around acting like they have a clean ass?

Thankfully, Tushy makes it super easy to wash your booty with water, which is far cleaner and healthier than toilet paper (and FAR more environmentally friendly!)

So go ahead. Do your doo. With Tushy, you’ll soon be walking around with that clean butt swag.

ScrapeYourTongue.com

If you want a clean butt, you need a clean mouth.



Yup, and we’re not pulling things out of our asses, either. There is evidence that certain oral bacteria may cause or worsen intestinal diseases like irritable bowel disease. They can contribute or cause sinus infections, tooth decay, heart disease, and stinky breath.

And brushing your tongue may not be good enough to get all that bad bacteria off your tongue. Tongue scrapers are much more effective, and ScrapeYourTongue.com is on a mission to get one in every bathroom across the world.

ScrapeYourTongue.com’s Tongue Scrapers are not only easy to use and carry around, but they’re super affordable, too, at $3 each (or $1/month for a monthly subscription). Who could resist a cleaner mouth at that price? (Plus, we think it’s kind of fun to see all that nastiness come off our tongues…)


When it comes to getting healthy, your mouth and your butt may be the last things on your mind, but they play a vital part in preventing illnesses. Tushy and ScrapeYourTongue.com are two companies that are paving the way to make cleaning your body’s main entrances fun and cool.

Here’s to making 2019 your healthiest year so far!

Eating a lot of ass lately? You should scrape your tongue


The intestinal tract is filled with bacteria that are part of the digestive process; these do not pose any health threat. However, eating ass will expose you to any bad germs or infections harbored in your partner's intestinal tract or anal area. The CDC warns that "rimming carries a risk of transmission of STDs including hepatitis A. There is also risk of intestinal parasites, like cryptosporidiosis."
In addition, the CDC cautions that "immunocompromised persons are suggested to avoid performing this activity." So if you aren't in good health and have an immune deficiency (say from AIDS or chemotherapy), eating ass could put you at serious risk.
Here's a rundown of some of the diseases you could be exposed to when eating ass:
  • Hepatitis A: Hepatitis A is a virus spread through oral contact with the fecal matter of an infected person. It affects the liver and causes symptoms such as jaundice, fatigue, and nausea. It is not a chronic infection, unlike hepatitis C. Hepatitis A can be prevented with a vaccine given before or shortly after exposure.
     
  • E. coli: This is a bacterial infection spread through oral contact with the fecal matter of an infected person. Its symptoms include diarrhea, vomiting, and intestinal bleeding.
     
  • Intestinal parasites:
  • These are microbial organisms that cause intestinal diseases including cryptosporidiosis, dysentery, and giardiasis. Symptoms include diarrhea, fever, and stomach pain. Again, these are spread through oral contact with the fecal matter of an infected person.
     
  • Bacterial infections: If a person contracts food poisoning, the bacteria that causes it, say salmonella for example, will be shed in their feces and could be transmitted through oral-anal contact. Symptoms include diarrhea and vomiting.
     
  • Other STDs:
  • If the receiving partner has a rectal gonorrhea infection, it could be contracted by the active partner; gonorrhea can infect the mouth and throat. This means that theoretically a person with an oral gonorrhea infection could transmit it to the ass that they're eating. Other STDs that can be transmitted through oral-anal contact include syphilis and herpes, if either partner has an active lesion in their mouth or anal area.

A great way to prevent all of these things is by scraping your tongue! Check out www.ScrapeYourTongue.com and use the code BUTTSTUFF to get your first tongue scraper free.