It’s 2019 baby!
This year, we're gonna help take your health goals one step further and make 2019 your healthiest year ever.
How? By showing you the best ways to clean your butt & mouth...and have fun doing it.
No, not that Tushy...get your mind out of the gutter!
THIS Tushy is a modern bidet company that has its eyes on ending toilet paper use – an outdated addiction that is destroying our forests and polluting our oceans...and quite honestly, Mother Nature is tired of your sh*t.
Plus, toilet paper doesn’t really clean your butt; it merely spreads things around. It can even contribute to UTIs, yeast infections, anal itching, and all sorts of other illnesses.
So why is everyone walking around acting like they have a clean ass?
Thankfully, Tushy makes it super easy to wash your booty with water, which is far cleaner and healthier than toilet paper (and FAR more environmentally friendly!)
So go ahead. Do your doo. With Tushy, you’ll soon be walking around with that clean butt swag.
If you want a clean butt, you need a clean mouth.
Yup, and we’re not pulling things out of our asses, either. There is evidence that certain oral bacteria may cause or worsen intestinal diseases like irritable bowel disease. They can contribute or cause sinus infections, tooth decay, heart disease, and stinky breath.
And brushing your tongue may not be good enough to get all that bad bacteria off your tongue. Tongue scrapers are much more effective, and ScrapeYourTongue.com is on a mission to get one in every bathroom across the world.
ScrapeYourTongue.com’s Tongue Scrapers are not only easy to use and carry around, but they’re super affordable, too, at $3 each (or $1/month for a monthly subscription). Who could resist a cleaner mouth at that price? (Plus, we think it’s kind of fun to see all that nastiness come off our tongues…)
When it comes to getting healthy, your mouth and your butt may be the last things on your mind, but they play a vital part in preventing illnesses. Tushy and ScrapeYourTongue.com are two companies that are paving the way to make cleaning your body’s main entrances fun and cool.
Here’s to making 2019 your healthiest year so far!