Showing posts with label Poop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poop. Show all posts

Keep these 2 areas of your body clean in order to stay healthy




It’s 2019 baby!

This year, we're gonna help take your health goals one step further and make 2019 your healthiest year ever.

How? By showing you the best ways to clean your butt & mouth...and have fun doing it.

Tushy

No, not that Tushy...get your mind out of the gutter!



THIS Tushy is a modern bidet company that has its eyes on ending toilet paper use – an outdated addiction that is destroying our forests and polluting our oceans...and quite honestly, Mother Nature is tired of your sh*t.

Plus, toilet paper doesn’t really clean your butt; it merely spreads things around. It can even contribute to UTIs, yeast infections, anal itching, and all sorts of other illnesses.

So why is everyone walking around acting like they have a clean ass?

Thankfully, Tushy makes it super easy to wash your booty with water, which is far cleaner and healthier than toilet paper (and FAR more environmentally friendly!)

So go ahead. Do your doo. With Tushy, you’ll soon be walking around with that clean butt swag.

ScrapeYourTongue.com

If you want a clean butt, you need a clean mouth.



Yup, and we’re not pulling things out of our asses, either. There is evidence that certain oral bacteria may cause or worsen intestinal diseases like irritable bowel disease. They can contribute or cause sinus infections, tooth decay, heart disease, and stinky breath.

And brushing your tongue may not be good enough to get all that bad bacteria off your tongue. Tongue scrapers are much more effective, and ScrapeYourTongue.com is on a mission to get one in every bathroom across the world.

ScrapeYourTongue.com’s Tongue Scrapers are not only easy to use and carry around, but they’re super affordable, too, at $3 each (or $1/month for a monthly subscription). Who could resist a cleaner mouth at that price? (Plus, we think it’s kind of fun to see all that nastiness come off our tongues…)


When it comes to getting healthy, your mouth and your butt may be the last things on your mind, but they play a vital part in preventing illnesses. Tushy and ScrapeYourTongue.com are two companies that are paving the way to make cleaning your body’s main entrances fun and cool.

Here’s to making 2019 your healthiest year so far!

5 Steps To Curing Your Hangover


1) Take an Advil - At the very least it can be a placebo and at the very best it can actually help cure the pain of your hangover. Keep one of these by your bed or in your back pocket (in case of away games).


2) Scrape your Tongue - You probably drank a mixture of different alcohol and sweet chasers that left a ton of residue on your tongue. You also undoubtable ate some late night food that has planted itself on your tongue. Gotta get rid of all that evil but scraping your tongue with a tongue scraper.


3) Drink a bottle of water - Hydration is key. You want to drink so you can pee all of those toxins out of your body. Drink a bottle of water and don't hold in that pee because you're too lazy to make it to the bathroom.


4) Take a poop - Another form of cleansing your system of the naughty things you may have put into your body. Take a seat and scroll though Instagram for a little. Take some time to think about the decisions you made last night and how you'll improve in the future.


5) Take a shower - shine your shoes, you got no time to lose. No, but seriously take a nice hot shower and you should be back to about 93% if you follow these steps in this order.